what's crackin'? what's crackin'?

what's crackin'?

what's crackin'? what's crackin'?

what's crackin'?what's crackin'?

what's crackin'?what's crackin'?what's crackin'?what's crackin'?what's crackin'?

what's crackin'?

:)

hello miss. how are you? had a lovely day?

I was VERY drunk in my avatar. Absinthe shots with Beer chaser. Very very wrong that first night out on my last trip to Brisbane.

in other news: I is getting a new car... like... soon n shit!

HOORAY!!!!

Can't wait to see it!

i'll try not to wrap this one around a tree before you get to see it eh?

I have before and after photos of the last one courtesy of Daz

Noice.

Had a good day. Am heading to the East tonight. Feeling pretty tired, but I'll take one for the team.

eyesabout to head off to work... afternoon naps are awesome

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You testicle-less motherfucker.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fuck I love you. You know exactly how to make me smile/laugh.

Nawwwwwwwww.

I'm tellin'.

You have 8 months to grow balls.

You've been warned.

xx

Hello.

Hello gorgeous woman. How I miss thee. How are you?

I'm ok. Just waiting for my ride home from work. Got my period, my belly hurts. And I'm hungry. And horny.

It's all going horribly wrong.

How are you darling? I miss you.

bit the same I think... except my bleeding is more from my nose. thankfully ;)

I'm in two minds still. One that is happy with this friendship I've developed, and the other that is still a little disappointed I'm not viewed in that light... like always. But what am I to do? except get buff, make a fortune and make every girl that's never returned my affections jealous and suffer in their jocks? ;)

still... if I can make her smile, even as a friend, it makes me happy.

as for other shit... excited about recording... and I bought some new fancy runners for walking around Albert Park Lake in, and going to the gym in.

when are you recording man?

fuck. Spazzo never tells me anything.

other than he adores me..... :)

gonna be mid december when nick has holidays. can't wait!! we're meeting tonight to discuss details. like which studio, with whom, etc

Geezuz - would you two get a room already??

bit tough kuro... despite her being crazy about a good mate of mine, we're in different countries. but the thought is still appreciated ;)

PMs work fine for me and I'm in a different country to my good mates. Just sayin'... of course I don't have to open this thread but it's kinda airing your laundry, dontcha think?

yes and no.. think of all the pointless threads out there.. much easier for a couple of folks to find a corner and just throw shit back and forth whenever they feel the need. Plus sometimes laundry needs airing.. so it dries, and doesn't get smelly... and I'm an honest and up front person and am not fussed about being so in a thread created for moi :)

Thanks for your ten cents kuro.

Riveting as always.

Most of this dialogue occurs when you're safely tucked away in your beddy-byes. So what's the fucking problem?

that was a rhetorical question - no answer required

I was on the edge of my seat...

Dude, you know she's gonna open up a can of whoop ass if you antagonise her like that.

WHOOP AAAAAAAAAH!!!

I want to marry that man.

well.. I was!

brah.. so pitted...

You're a cunt.

Keep singing Spanish Flea over Skype and I'll fly home just to deck ya.

whistles

HE'S THE FASTEST KID ALIVE.

i love the mcgauz!!

who's the fastest kid alive? I'm slow today...

ahhhh Superbad... I love that film.. watching it again now

oh hi son. would you like to stay in sydney some time?

me? sure I would! :)

how's things Oxy?

oh good; writin, playin, got a big house and looking for good cunce to stay over.

awesome!

well.. bands not overly active at the moment... but I might do a sydney weekend trip sometime in the coming months to catch up with a few good folks, such as your good self.

harrumph!

I'll come with you. I'm headed that way anyways. Maybe we could get a convoy of station wagons going. I'll lead, so your fine beast can push me up steep hills. :)

hehe sweet! I never even thought of driving.. how silly... but of course! that's why I bought a car... to drive interstate... bring it on!

Orsum!

big grins all around.

:D

Like talking into a gaping vagina.

Can't access gmail because of shitty connection. Booooo.

Booooooo!! What about MSN? I gotta get to bed early tonight... driving to Geelong in morning with my mum to see this supposed rad psychic. Mum is always keen to try out someone new when she hears good reports.

I'll give it a crack.

Hang on.

Nup. Booooooooo.

His name isn't Tom Wards is it? He's a legend. Spot on too.

i think this is a lady... can't remember... will find out at 11am.

ugh.

bad day.

get on gmail.

x

scratch that, gmail is being it's usual retarded self. get on messenger.

Imagine whiny voice:

Where's me fucken Silent Machines, cunt?

Secret Machines.

Fuck it.

gives up

bahahahaha you fucked it up!