Dear USC

you didn't have to go all fucking cold on me just because i let the secret out

teenybopper

sincerely

'Verb

the same one that was planning to visit verbs?

Dear verb,

Juicy secret?

hippers

TGWCD - nope, she's still coming :D

Hipo - nope, secret as in secret crush, that was the secret. Took 11 pints of ale for me to let it out though. She seemed fine when i was speaking to her then, but today i got the cold shoulder.

11 pints? That's heroic. ;)

oh that sucks verbs. well not about the visiting one, that's tops, but about the usc. teeny bopper.

i was at a multi-millionaire's party to celebrate the sale of his business and he's a bit of a beer buff. There was 700 pints of various real ales and 400 pints of locally produced cider.

there were 100 people in attendance.

cheers TGWCD.

we used to get on so bloody well too.

Dear USC,

Don't be dancin' through my dreams like that when you know you're taken. If he didn't treat you so bad I wouldn't have this hope that you might one day come to your senses. You're better than him!

Mostly nice,

Bergs.

you gotta watch out for that, bergs. Dreams do annoying things sometimes.

Dear USC Thread,

you're cute, and sexy, and I have to post in you so you're easier to find. That way I can read you and go ''aaaaawwwwwwww'' when my friends post cute love notes to the ether.

Love ya guts out,

Alter xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

dear alter,

just favourite the thread. that way it's always to hand.

incidentally, I find this thread both cute and depressing but can't help looking at it and wondering how my friends get crushes all. the. freaking. time. when I pretty much never get them. meh. I suppose.

yours uncrushingly,

dear elaine,

i know i could favorite, but i like to post. and maybe you're not crushing because everyone's crushing on you? maybe it's the universe balancing things out....

love alter

nah. people don't crush on me, alts (or if they do it's very rare). I'm not that sort of girl. 32 years experience talkin'.

shrug it doesn't bother me though.

but i think it's cute that other people crush lots.

dear unattainable secret crush,

let's face it, we're both unattainable... but that little moment, completely outside of our normal realities, was pretty magical, don't you think?

yours, kind of mournfully,
trumpeter swan.

dear unattainable secret crush

this crush is starting to really hurt. i can't sleep.
i cried about you last night while lying next to my partner of 13 years.
there is nothing i can do. i can't leave
and anyway i would be no good with you. i look as your sad brown eyes
and they seem to really see how trapped and alone i am. i want to touch you
and find out all about you.
the thing is it would only be good for a short time.
i would miss my partner and feel so guilty and i couldn't make you happy.
can't really have sex that well because i was fucked too much as a child.
there is nowhere for me to go with this. it just stays in me like everything.
but i love you.

ending, that is so sad. i want to have a hug with you but i don't suppose it would help.

thank you trumpeter swan.

Dear Unattainable Secret Crush,

The worst thing about this USC thread is that it makes me think that some crushes should stay secret and that some crushes are unattainable. Here's to making crushes from now on unsecret and totally attained.

Carpe diem and all that rubbish.

lmx.

Dear secret crush,

The other night I dreamt that I really wanted to be with you, but you were unattainable because you were my cousin [in the dream, people, in the dream]. Weird.

I wsh you'd made a move on me. It might be too late now, you know.

Susanne

Yeah, that's a fair point.

This needs a new thread, I reckon.
Or a 60 year old thread, if you prefer.

you start it, go on!

You haven't answered my question yet, either.

sorry, we have hijaked it haven't we

It'll be OK, we just have to stick to the ''dear'' format.

Dear USC,

When my evil plan comes to fruition and we finally hook up please don't be one of those 'I can't be your boyfriend even though I like you lots because the committment is just too much' boys.

Thanks in advance

Clarebear

Dear former USC

Please don't call and be all funny and charming. It's very confusing to my poor brain.

rc

Dear USC,

Shame you don't go out more often, then maybe I'd have a better chance of running into you somewhere.

oh well,
Nipps.

umm Berlusconi = 72 years old. The girl ladies he appears to be on the hunt towards= 18 years old.

quite distasteful in a sleazy traincrash about to happen but we're going to watch it for the sordidness way

MissAus- this made me lol:

“That surprised me, because he never attended the 18th birthday parties of his own children, even if he was invited.”

*dear m+n

I'm sorry to bump the old thread, but this is the one we wrote in.

ending xo
*

dear u,

i miss you so much, and i've been thinking a lot lately about ''the beginning'', so i came here.

it's getting worse and worse.

remember when we were beginning our life together, and everything felt possible?

we tried so hard to sort ourselves out. * so hard.*

now it's just me, and i don't know. i'm useless without you. i haven't laughed in five months.

i miss you. i miss you. i miss you.

i wish you coulda held on a bit longer. things would've worked out. some time.

now, i don't know.

bella discovered she could jump the fence awhile back. i tried to be all dog whisperer, but she was all forlorn, and i couldn't keep it up. tonight, we went out for a smoke and she hasn't come back. it's been a couple of hours. i've walked the blocks around, with no luck yet. i'm really worried, and it's just me here.

remember when we lost curtis? after twenty four hours without him i said i would die if we didn't get him back. i meant it. then the neighbour heard him, and you climbed a tree to rescue him.

i have lost you, and i would do anything, anything to get you back.

neither one of us believed/believes in life after death, so i know it's useless. i wish i did, but i just can't. if it were true, i know i'd have done it. i would have felt it.

i'm sorry i haven't died yet. my body just keeps going, even if i don't want it to.

remember when we first became friends and i was in trouble, and going to hospital, and not going to make it? you made me want to get better. i did it for you, and now you're gone, i don't know who i am, or what to do. like before, but worse.

well, a lot of wine has brought me here. why, when i know you can't hear me, i don't know. but i feel a small bit of the old excitement, the absolute pleasure of falling in love with you, and finding out you loved me back.

i love you. i love you. i love you.

your penelope xo

Oh ending. Did Bella come back?

stay strong please, ending xxx

that's heavy.

thanks guys.

pops, bella turned up around 4am. i was so relieved.

i'm all dry eyed and sleepy and drunk...

yay for work today!

thanks again for the support xo.

I'm glad Bella came back to her mum, what a relief. You're amazingly strong, ending.

Come here any time you want, ending.

i wonder if i'm strong enough.

it's a cliche, but one day at a time. hell, one minute at a time... xxx

loady...yes, it really is. cliche or not.

xo