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what does it mean?

Ken Fucking Kunnington  said about 1 year ago  or at  6:40PM on Thursday, July 19 2007.

sometimes when i get back from swimming (like now) i feel like i'm spinning and my vision wobbles left and right. what does that mean?


filterfeed  said about 1 year ago:

you're old.


sister  said about 1 year ago:

not enough oxygen in your blood.


Goal attack  said about 1 year ago:

did you swallow a band aid that was floating in the water or ingest some stray piss from a pensioner doing water aerobics?


september  said about 1 year ago:

your goggles are on too tight.


MountainMan  said about 1 year ago:

you've had a bong?


MickeyPratt  said about 1 year ago:

really - i get that from swimming too.

but not from anything else. like drinking or smoking.


MountainMan  said about 1 year ago:

you need to take a dump?


empra  said about 1 year ago:

dehydrated?


T J Honeysuckle  said about 1 year ago:

You drowned but your spirit doesn't realise it yet. Ever seen Sixth Sense? You ARE Bruce Willis.


MountainMan  said about 1 year ago:

you don't have enough nutrients in you. go get onto the centrum, stat! centrum is for the mature, physically active man.


paulie  said about 1 year ago:

you is spasticated?


september  said about 1 year ago:

you've got the bends.


questionmark  said about 1 year ago:

you have polio.

sorry.


MountainMan  said about 1 year ago:

did you have a wank in the pool? that might be it. sometimes i get lightheaded after a pull.


socks  said about 1 year ago:

573ysd


fethehellcat  said about 1 year ago:

ha.


Goal attack  said about 1 year ago:

ANSWER US!!!


Ken Fucking Kunnington  said about 1 year ago:

hmm...i am old. only seems to happen when i swim a long way in one hit, rather than doing shorter sets. i swam 3km today, but i had a big drink of water before and after. i did a huge piss when got out.


goldfoot  said about 1 year ago:

AIDS


Ken Fucking Kunnington  said about 1 year ago:

and another huge piss when i got home.


paulie  said about 1 year ago:

that's your prostrate, mate


cheezel  said about 1 year ago:

maybe try jogging.


Lorenzo St Dubois  said about 1 year ago:

i swam 3km today

now now ken, there's no need to start fibbing.


Ken Fucking Kunnington  said about 1 year ago:

i need to do another piss now.


paulie  said about 1 year ago:

you should go get your poostate checked


tangy_zizzle  said about 1 year ago:

like you've just blown up a bunch of balloons?


september  said about 1 year ago:

where is he? it doesn't take ten minutes to do a piss does it?


fethehellcat  said about 1 year ago:

Does if you're old.


crackwhore  said about 1 year ago:

give up doggie paddle and learn freestyle.


hmmm  said about 1 year ago:

hmmm


Ken Fucking Kunnington  said about 1 year ago:

ok rigid, we'll make it 100m if it makes you feel better.

i haven't done that piss yet. too busy.


selected works  said about 1 year ago:

hint: your ears may have water in them....


anonymous  said about 1 year ago:

don't hold it in, you'll explode.


september  said about 1 year ago:

thanks fuck your alright, kunnington. i was just fighting via the medium that is PM for the right to start the ken kunnington is injured thread.


Ken Fucking Kunnington  said about 1 year ago:

nah, it's not my ears. they'll have water in them no matter how far i swim. it only happens on long swims.

all the people who've said it's because i'm old are probably right.


selected works  said about 1 year ago:

uhm.


djbollocks  said about 1 year ago:

I thought this thread was going to be more existential.

It could be to do with water getting in your ears and fucking with your balance.


mangoman  said about 1 year ago:

who knows?


scrag  said about 1 year ago:

i can say anything i want and it disappears!


outerspacextrapnel  said about 1 year ago:

I thought this thread was going to be more existential.

What does it mean to you, or at least if you think you are here?


Ken Fucking Kunnington  said about 1 year ago:

i did that piss.


LockingPlier  said about 1 year ago:

How are you now, Ken?

I'm a bit sauced...been at the pub, now I'm home.


september  said about 1 year ago:

ANSWER HIM!


LockingPlier  said about 1 year ago:

Yes, please answer me.


Ken Fucking Kunnington  said about 1 year ago:

fine. the dizziness wears off after a few minutes.


svelteslacks  said about 1 year ago:

could be dehydration ken and just general fatigue from such a long length of swimming. i get pretty messed up in the head if i go for too long.



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