OK, This shit is fuckin' awesome.
If you're bored today then you're in for a special treat.
What do Kenny Loggins, Christopher Cross, Michael Jackson, Steely Dan, the Doobie Brothers, etc. all have in common?
That's right, they understand the power of smooth music.
Click here for the sordid history and temultuous evolution of Yacht Rock.
Scroll down to the bottom and start with episode one....it is well worth it.
As Oates says:
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"FUCK YOU, LOGGINS!!! Hall and I will not stand idly by while you California vagina sailors stab the American airwaves in the balls with your shit music!"

might have to wait until tonight.
you're trapped in a prison of smooth grooves lockingplier.
get your dick out of your heart!
Yeah, I had to watch the first five last night.....no time at work.
"He's trapped in a prison of smooth grooves".
SHIT!!!
hold the line lockingplier
That's what a fool believes, yourlover!!!
tsk, tsk LP
I think the key to a good thread is to pose a question or a topic that is accessible to as many people on the board as possible.
You know, to promote a broader discussion.
Clearly, you've painted yourself into a corner with this one.
Don't be discouraged, you'll do better next time.
There is no discussion to be had.
I do not expect it to be a lengthy thread, full of whimsical discussion (this comment excluded).
I posted it so other people could enjoy the humour, Bruce.
It's a pity you are not able to see this.....I feel sorry for you.
M&N is not a popularity contest for everyone, you know.
i feel your pity
I will watch this. Can't view it at work for some reason.
also check out House of Cosbys. Comedy Gold.
They were taken to court over House Of Cosbys.
Episode 5 is pretty funny.
They call on the spirit of Koko to stop Michael Jackson turning away from smooth music.
"Hard Rock has got me and Eddie (Van Halen) drillin’ more cooch than Black and Decker!"
will watch 1 now
oh shit, i've sen this ages ago!
Oh man.....I'm behind the times.
I have it on fairly good authority that these guys have been offered a DVD release for the series.
The irony is that yacht rockers were much more abrasive, raucous and rockin' than most of today's indie rockers....
Vincent Price: "Smooth music will only survive if McDonald and Loggins can be persuaded to make amends!"
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haha 40 Most Sensational Soft Rock Songs is on VH1 right now..tune in!!
it's a list hosted by dave holmes, the crew from yach rock that youtube show and a bunch of comedians/musicians..
SO AWESOME!
Can't beat Air Supply's Soft Rock infomercials from a year or so back...
''Remember that one? I first boned your mother to that song.''
TWO YEARS???? I AM SO FREAKIN BEHIND!
Wow. This show is fucken golden.
It is. Keep the fire burning, binary.
keep the fire.
So smooth.
it's... just.... so..... smooth
been watching this again recently, the over acting is such a winner
“Back to the Island” Leon Russell
“Hawaiian Island” The Sorcerer
“Floating” Nobody and the Mystic Chords of Memory
“White Lies” Grin
“Pacific Standard Time” Pete Krebs
“Outdoor Games” Magic Arm
“Bad Weather” Poco
“The Skies Turn Black” Fireflies
“Gentle On My Mind” Glen Campbell
“Your Rocky Spine” Great Lakes Swimmer
“Riverbed” National Lights
“Sentimental Lady” Fleetwood Mac
“Fantastic” Stars of Track and Field
“White Summer Daydream” Warm Morning
“Sail Around the World” David Gates
“Wildfire” Michael Martin Murphy
“The Horses” Rickie Lee Jones
“The Homeless and the Hummingbird” Alaska In Winter
“Head Over Heels” Blue Rodeo
“Hard to Say” Dan Fogelberg
“Going Home (Theme from ‘Local Hero’)” Mark Knopfler
over here
''that's what a fool believes Kenny. That's what a fool believes''
fuck every time i think about this i piss myself laughing!
go go toto go!
I get exited whenever this thread gets bumped because I think there might be a new episode or something. Sigh.
i know the feeling, unvisible! i get the facebook emails every so often about screenings.
Yacht Rock 12
Smooth never dies
bumps for daytime chats.
Michael McDonald gets to fly the Millennium Falcon!
No shit!
JD Ryznar is one smooth postmodern motherfucker!
perfect place to bump this mix
Coasting down a Cuban highway heading to Vinales with Christopher Cross's ''Sailing'' blaring while randomly dodging Cubans on bikes, horse and cart and family's walking on the road - good times.
fuck i'm glad this was bumped. how did i miss that there was an episode 12? awesome.
smooooth...
Just watched this for the first time, yes I am so very far behind, but man it was awesome.
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