that's pretty rude.

Kulu kulu pa.... translation to english is (your thoughts can't stay focus on the job) but they use it like 'your a stupid idiot'

Barka..... sounds like bugger, means fool

This thread is great. More please!

shakuhachi (not sure of the spelling), which is an kind of Japanese flute and also the name of a clothing label has the colloquial meaning of cunnilingus.

cunto, fucko, shito, pissu etc...

it's Baka. ばか。

oishi munko tabatai des - I want to eat your delicious pussy.

hahah... yeah sorry, my spelling isn't that great... its Baka

Shine! ....... means... DIE!

Fuku yu!

anata wa onnani mi tego desi

Fuku yu! must be ''fakku yuu'' (omae okasitaroka!) yeah,some j-rapper say,''fakkyuu''

Kansaiben(=kansai dialect) sounds ruder and meaner, I think....

WEST SIDE,YO!!!!!

it's Baka. ばか。

馬鹿←kanji for BAKA...horse and deer. stupid like them. cool,ha?

this is my favourite kanji:

当

hit!

nice one

ちんくしゃ / Chinkusha - Skank, Bush Pig, Slapper (lit Pekinese sneeze as in a face that looks like a Pekinese dog sneezing)

くそ / kuso - Shit

野郎 / Yarou - Fucker, bastard (as in ano yarou - That fucker!)

うそっぱち / usoppachi - bullshit, crap.

ちびる- chibiru - to shit one's pants, to piss one's pants (verb)

Someone should tell Tardo to fucking learn English before he attempts other languages.

ボイン / boin - knockers, hooters, boobs (n)

ブス / busu - scrag, bitch, ugly woman (one of the biggest insults to a woman in japan) eg うるさいブス/ urusai busu - Shut up bitch!

This often gets confused with バス / basu which means bus which can lead to amusement when you see a tourist asking a woman what time the next bus is coming.

糞食らえ / kusokurae - eat shit!, damn you!

変態 / hentai - pervert, sex maniac

阿呆 / ahou - means the same as baka, but slightly more offensive, except in the kansai region, where the meaning is a bit more affectionate.

ほっちいて! / Hottoite! - Piss off! しつこい! / Shitsukoi! - You're annoying!

I was talking to a couple of japanese hombre's a few months ago who told me one of the best and most offensive insults is to say, especially to people from Tokyo (they were from yokohama) is

''You will die by hitting your head on the corner of tofu''

Only because it makes you look like a pussy for dying from landing on tofu.

Aho

ida - sleazeeeeeeey

But when used on girls it means sexy or cute. Spelling is probably also wrong