i like it that parrot threads are just a title and then an explanation / apology these days. I like the evolution.

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that's my count, not the rating.

it's not a proper parrot without a parrot jpg.

Mine's 0.

you know your nuts are prob still actually making sperms

don't tell me it's cum to this.

what a load of toss.

i've had a sackfull

Funny you should mention it. Something in or near my back courtyard smells strongly like semen. Even Mr Hatts thinks so. It's stronger at night and when it's warm.

Hmmmmm.

could he have had a wank outside?

Collect a sample, get it tested...give us the sperm count.

Manchatts, it will be a flowering tree of some kind. There's a few varieties around that smell like funky cum. We have one right near our back fence where we sit and eat (geeze thanks neighbours) I try and cut the bugger back as much as I can.

Manhattan said 52 minutes ago: Funny you should mention it. Something in or near my back courtyard smells strongly like semen

Is back courtyard a metaphor?

I do hope so.

Is back courtyard a metaphor?

They added bugger in there also

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That's interesting, Juice, I might pose the question in the Ask Modi thread.

Parsley is good for your sperm.

i get the results next week, i'll keep you posted.

''Parsley is good for your sperm.''

how so?

motility?

number?

flavour?

and how do you know?

On researching the matter further I find no evidence to back up my claim.

However my neighbour swears by wholegrain toast with sperm and a bush of parsley and grated black pea pepper.

However parsley does seem to be a wonder herb. If only smoking it would do some good.

Semen can indicate the health status of men