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Readers Poll 2011: The Shame Cauldron Decides Pt 1

Today, we reveal your picks for Biggest Controversy, Best Comeback, Best New-Ish Act, Best Live Act, Best Reissue/Retrospective and – for the first time – Best “Indie” Label of 2011. Tomorrow, it’s your Top 50 albums of the year.

Biggest Controversy

1. Expired Meat Loaf stinks up the AFL Grand Final

Angry Anderson’s “Batmobile incident” at VFL Park in 1991 seemed like Prince at Superbowl XLI compared to Meat Loaf’s atonal medley of hits at September’s AFL Grand Final. The performance, which cost a reported $500,000, once again stirred up calls for the AFL to pick a homegrown talent for pre-match entertainment on Grand Final day, and led to a slanging match between the veteran singer and the AFL, which at some point involved the word “jerks”.


2. Angus & Julia win the Hottest 100

An Australian artist topping our national youth broadcaster’s much celebrated poll is something to celebrate. The fact it was for a song that sounded like the aural equivalent of downing a bottle of Xanax was certainly not. Full story here.

3. Royal Headache get a bad review

It’s true. Read it (and the ensuing vitriol) here.

4. The Arthouse closes in Melbourne

While 20,000 people didn’t march down Bourke Street in protest, North Melbourne’s much-loved punk haunt the Arthouse Hotel certainly didn’t go quietly into the night. The pub shut its doors after 20 years following a lease dispute, but it was farewelled with a month of sold-out shows culminating in a teary final gig, where a $150 beer was sculled. Tom Lyngcoln from The Nation Blue said it best. “The Arthouse felt more like a family home than a pub,” he wrote in a tribute piece published on M+N.

5. Fabulous Diamonds cover used to promote hair removal business

When Karl Scullin snapped a photo of Jarrod Zlatic’s back for the cover of Fabulous Diamonds’ 7 Songs in 2008, he probably didn’t expect it to turn up (without permission) in two hair removal ads. Then again, how could he not? Full story here.


Best Comeback

1. Icehouse

Icehouse came out of the cold once more (sorry!) for a new singles compilation and a free show at Melbourne’s Esplanade Hotel, which featured the most expensive light show the pub has ever seen. The forward momentum continued with festival slots at Homebake and last weekend’s Meredith Music Festival in Victoria, which saw frontman Iva Davies and his cohorts dish “out the hits like volunteers in a soup kitchen”.


2. Jebediah
3. The Grates
4. Underground Lovers
5. Cold Chisel


Best New-Ish Act

1. Harmony

What began as a newlywed jam between The Nation Blue’s Tom Lyngcoln and ex-Remake Remodel drummer Alex Kastaniotis became one of the most unique musical propositions on the planet: a ferocious apocalyptic rock band tempered by a three-part gospel choir. The band’s self-titled debut states a pretty good case for album of the year – M+N contributor René Schaefer described it as a “darkly magnificently Australian work of art” – while their live show is at turns confronting, beautiful, cathartic, shambolic, harrowing and intense. A festival-defining set at next year’s Golden Plains beckons.


2. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
3. Kimbra
4. Lanie Lane
5. Oscar + Martin
6. YIS
7. Bleeding Knees Club
8. Iowa
9. Stonefield
10. Baptism of Uzi


Best Live Act

1. Wagons

It wouldn’t be an M+N Readers Poll without Wagons topping a category now, would it? While The Drones stopped them from going back-to-back in this category last year, the Melbourne “outlaw-country” outfit won their way back into your hearts and minds following an expansive national tour, culminating in a huge hometown show at the 1500-capacity Forum Theatre. Frontman Henry Wagons could never be Tom Petty, but he sure knows how to rustle up an online street team.


2. Royal Headache
3. Drones
4. Laurels
5. Grinderman
6. Graveyard Train
7. Witch Hats
8. My Disco
9. DZ Deathrays
10. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard


Best ‘Indie’ Label

1. R.I.P Society

For the first time in M+N Readers Poll history, we asked you to name your favourite independent label (let’s confine the debate about what constitutes “indie” here), and in a close run race R.I.P Society emerged triumphant. The Sydney-based label founded in 2008 by Nic Warnock had another excellent year: a clutch of 7”s by Bitch Prefect, Naked On The Vague, Woollen Kits, Bed Wettin’ Bad Boys and Dead Farmers; the debut album by Perth’s Golden Staph; and the all-conquering Royal Headache by Royal Headache. The run looks set to continue in 2012 with releases by Woollen Kits, Whores, Raw Prawn, Southern Comfort, Bed Wettin’ Bad Boys and Model Citizen all in the works.

Special praise should also be reserved for third-place getters Chapter Music, who closed out the year with three album-of-the-year contenders: New Start Again by Dick Diver, Twerps by Twerps and Vanity Is Forever by Geoffrey O’Connor.


2. Spunk!
3. Chapter Music
4. Mistletone
5. Two Bright Lakes
6. I Oh You
7. Shock
8. Inertia
9. Spooky
10. Bedroom Suck


Best Reissue/Retrospective

1. Rowland S Howard – Teenage Snuff Film

With copies routinely being flogged for upwards of $600 on eBay, Liberation made the wise decision to reissue Rowland S Howard’s Teenage Snuff Film on vinyl for the first time since its release in 1999. Limited to 500 copies, demand was expectedly high, but as producer Lindsay Gravina told Andrew Stafford in a retrospective piece published on M+N the album was buried not praised when it first came out. “The album seemed to go unnoticed,” Gravina said. “Obviously it has finally been accorded some kind of cult status and is a much-loved album [now], but back then no one wanted to know about it.” It’s probably worth mentioning that Teenage Snuff Film was the overwhelming winner here, polling 41.6 percent of votes.


2. Cold Chisel – All For You
3. Underground Lovers – Wonderful Things (Review here)
4. X – X-Spurts (Review here)
5. Essendon Airport – Palimpsest (Review here)

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TOMORROW: Your top 50 albums of 2011.

NEXT WEEK: Our critics weigh in on the best albums of 2011.

  -   Published on Wednesday, December 14 2011 by Darren Levin.
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Your Comments

ChrisBrimstone  said about 2 months ago:

what the fuck is wrong with Meat Loaf? worth the $130 I paid. assholes.

Royal Headache are still better though. sometimes.

Icehouse are shit, Graveyard Train are amazing, but where are Wil Wagner?


flukazoid  said about 2 months ago:

Spunk!

I know the talk is meant to stay in the other thread, but I'm getting fired up just seeing this here.

Why, I don't know.


anonymous  said about 2 months ago:

go RIP!


ChrisBrimstone  said about 2 months ago:

fuck I just read that Royal Headache review. 'thinly veiled power pop' is bad now?


electricsound  said about 2 months ago:

I know the talk is meant to stay in the other thread, but I'm getting fired up just seeing this here.

me too


Ben  said about 2 months ago:

Yay Harmony!!!!


shankdaddy  said about 2 months ago:

harmony photo is SA SERIOUS


Little Ted  said about 2 months ago:

does Iva Davies look like Julian Assange?


Little Ted  said about 2 months ago:

also- Yay Harmony.


Ben  said about 2 months ago:

I took that one shankdaddy... you should see their photo on the album inner-sleeve!


hyperfuzz  said about 2 months ago:

awesome! i feel like i should be added to here now.


dazmurray  said about 2 months ago:

I don't know how we can class The Grates as best comeback. I mean, when did they ever leave?

Harmony - awesome! And glad to see Bedroom Suck cracked the top ten labels.


nicko_mcbrain  said about 2 months ago:

Harmony's female backing vox - while great sounding - are not even remotely gospel-sounding. Lazy writing.


toadphoney  said about 2 months ago:

tenuous flim flam.


josejones  said about 2 months ago:

Harmony's female backing vox - while great sounding - are not even remotely gospel-sounding. Lazy writing.

just because you can't hear the gospel in it doesn't make it ''lazy''.


scenestercrotch  said about 2 months ago:

Maybe you an the writer just went to a different church


toadhoney  said about 2 months ago:

Jack Ladder & Dreamlanders controversy


jakes.got.the.hits  said about 2 months ago:

Why the hell isn't Total Control #1 for best live band? Fuck the rest.


nicko_mcbrain  said about 2 months ago:

''just because you can't hear the gospel in it doesn't make it ''lazy''.

Because I can't hear what isn't there?

Nah, that writer just needs to listen to some more gospel.


Mies  said about 2 months ago:

A fairly uncontroversial list. Except for Wagons. Boring!


Ben  said about 2 months ago:

Harmony are kicking arses at the moment...

This show this Saturday at the Phoenix is gunna be a ripper!

Harmony / Witch Hats / High Tea / My Favourite Colour Is Gold


whale  said about 2 months ago:

good showing tbl!


Gorn  said about 2 months ago:

Do Wagons hire a bunch of monkeys to repeatedly vote for them every year? I rarely see anyone posting about them on this site at all.


liamsnice  said about 2 months ago:

Gorn just called Jose a bunch of monkeys.


josejones  said about 2 months ago:

!!


JRB  said about 2 months ago:

Off The Hip didn't even get a placing in the ''Best Indie Label'' category? Proof that M+N readers don't care about rock 'n' roll.


ChrisBrimstone  said about 2 months ago:

''Off The Hip didn't even get a placing in the ''Best Indie Label'' category? Proof that M+N readers don't care about rock 'n' roll.''

THIS

also Poison City Records


Ben  said about 2 months ago:

Cold Chisel #5!!?!?! They should have played Meredith


Dexter Ramone  said about 2 months ago:

Wagons & Harmony! Pretty happy with most category wins.


andydepressant  said about 2 months ago:

Bed Wettin' Bad Boys= Lo-fi Replacements. Good thing probably. I wonder if it's a coincidence or if they listen to them.


untold/animals  said about 2 months ago:


jbiz  said about 2 months ago:

Cold Chisel #5!!?!?! Men At Work should have played Meredith

FYP Ben


Ben  said about 2 months ago:

Men At Work for 2012 award!!


nic.rulz  said about 2 months ago:

Andy, as a member of BWBB's I can tell you we all know and love the Replacements. Was never really a conscious decision to sound like them, kind of just developed that way.


cnut  said about 2 months ago:

cannot understand the love for icehouse. at meredith they were so below the level it was embarrassing - terrible stage banter (this goes out to all the ladies ... we used to be a punk band in germany, etc, etc), interminable sax and guitar solos and horribly long versions of pretty average songs.


anonymous  said about 2 months ago:

poor underground lovers.

hopefully they'll play meredith next year and everyone will go ''duh!'' and smack themselves in the forehead for getting it wrong.


ChrisBrimstone  said about 2 months ago:

saw Icehouse at Homebake. i usually love most old Aussie pub rock or pop bands I see, but they were crap.

why aren't Hummingbirds on the list for best comeback? I almost died when I saw them


hyperfuzz  said about 2 months ago:

So, who is going to take home #1 Album? Smart money is on Royal Headache.


hyperfuzz  said about 2 months ago:

(and by that I mean the #1 album after Wagons)


ChrisBrimstone  said about 2 months ago:

There's no way that M&N would like a band that I've liked for ages and vote for an album I own.


Dexter Ramone  said about 2 months ago:

You're so indie.


anonymous  said about 2 months ago:

I assume its going to be the same as every other year, Chocolate Starfish's self tilted debut, album of the year forever more.


alec m  said about 2 months ago:

i can't believe i post here


anonymous  said about 2 months ago:

neither can we somedays, we sit around during smoko down the back of the forum and go ''that alec m, what's his deal eh?'' and then we snigger and see if anyone has any winnie blues left over.


ChrisBrimstone  said about 2 months ago:

''You're so indie.''

It's not that. Royal Headache are actually a sincere rock act. I saw them on a bill with My Disco and some other M&N style bands and they were the only ones I could connect to.

Graveyard Train should win best live act. seem them about 6 times this year.


flukazoid  said about 2 months ago:

In your opinion, CB.

One only need to look at the dance dance dance et al thread to get a feel that your opinions don't exactly, er, resonate with everyone.


ChrisBrimstone  said about 2 months ago:

fukazoid, that's my point. my opinions are usually considered wrong by almost everybody, but Royal Headache is a band I love on every level. like ECSR or Straight Arrows, who also got lots of attention.

so maybe I'm not always wrong?


Ben  said about 2 months ago:


Ben  said about 2 months ago:


registradus  said about 2 months ago:

wow. don't think anything I voted for made it onto the list. fuck. I must be out of touch.


rigid  said about 2 months ago:

People actually voted for Jebediah? Surely that was the aforementioned monkeys taking the piss?


Ben  said about 2 months ago:

you can vote by pissing on something now?


MelonHCST  said about 2 months ago:

The $150 beer wasn't actually at the final gig at the Arty. Not that it really matters.


untold/animals  said about 2 months ago:

Stop clogging the thread up with your silly giant picture posts, Ben.


Ben  said about 2 months ago:

you started it... fart/brains


untold/animals  said about 2 months ago:

I don't see any giant picture posts from me in this thread, Ben.


Ben  said about 2 months ago:

you are a weasel! a no good moderating weasel!!!!


kingLoser  said about 2 months ago:

Harmony: 'one of the most unique musical propositions on the planet'. Really?


Michaelll  said about 2 months ago:

Lame, as usual.


Mess+Noise  said about 2 months ago:

Critics strike back tomorrow


chickenchops  said about 2 months ago:

I hope that the term ''critics'' is interchangeable with

a) Dave Graney
b) untold/animals
c) trialbygif
*d) ALL OF THE ABOVE. *


Michaelll  said about 2 months ago:

flukazoid  said about 2 months ago:

Lame, as usual.

this guy's great!


untold/animals  said about 2 months ago:

YES, CC!


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